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spacetwinks:

spider girlfriend makes me a hoodie out of webbing. to be honest it sticks to my body in uncomfortable ways but 1. i love my spider girlfriend and 2. who’s on the cutting edge of fashion now, jeffrey, you piece of shit

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"Patrick doesn’t do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, Saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses, and butterflies. Trust me. I cut that bitch open once to check."
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Mitt Romney ironing his suit with him in it will forever be one of my favorite things

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